You see this thing right here?

Kinja'd!!! "Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
04/04/2014 at 15:47 • Filed to: None

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Don't ever watch it. Not because it's bad, oh god no, it's awesome. The reason you don't want to watch it is because it really makes you care for the characters, then they die, violently. No I'm not joking, this is easily one of the darkest anime ever made. I'm about to watch the third movie so I just felt like I should warn people not to make the same mistake as me.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Anon
04/04/2014 at 15:49

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Coming from someone who wants this puke-master Honda. :U

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Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
04/04/2014 at 15:51

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This bike is clearly the answer to the question never asked: "Why can't my super sport have the ergonomics of a la-z-boy?"


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Anon
04/04/2014 at 15:54

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Kinja'd!!! yamahog > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/04/2014 at 15:58

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TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/04/2014 at 16:01

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Cheerleader!


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > yamahog
04/04/2014 at 16:02

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There are times when my 1st stage mental response to things is to get 100% stuck in a TGS rut. This is one of those times.

Fortunately, hrwiki has a wide selection of .pngs for just such an occasion.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 'Wägen, EPA LOL
04/04/2014 at 16:03

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Somebody should have asked that question, because that is a rad question. Also, said bike needs a beer coozie/bottle cooler/advanced cupholder.


Kinja'd!!! Eutropius > 'Wägen, EPA LOL
04/04/2014 at 16:08

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Judging from the specs it's more of a 'why can't my ponderous cruiser have cool fairings?' type proposition, unfortunately.


Kinja'd!!! spanfucker retire bitch > Anon
04/04/2014 at 16:10

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Fucking fish eyes. I don't know how anyone watches anime like this. That kind of style makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

Go watch Planetes. That always puts me in a great mood after I finish it. Like; "God damn, if humanity gets our act together this could be us by the turn of the century" and it fills me with all kinds of hope and good feelings.


Kinja'd!!! Burrito de EJ25 > Anon
04/04/2014 at 16:11

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another reason: every character looks 5 years old and is dressed in dumb as hell looking sexy outfits.


Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > Eutropius
04/04/2014 at 16:13

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Honestly, I didn't even look at the specs. :\


Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/04/2014 at 16:15

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"Advanced Cupholder"

Like a robot arm? Because that would be a great cupholder as well as just being great, until the bike became sentient and the little cupholder arm tried to choke you or threw scalding hot coffee at you.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 'Wägen, EPA LOL
04/04/2014 at 16:17

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Icy fingers cooled with liquid nitrogen, holding your Sapporo. Hopefully not long enough to reach and freeze off one's nuts if malfunctioning.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Anon
04/04/2014 at 16:20

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Opening theme song is saccharine as hell, and filled with a bunch of typical cliche'd mush.

'Til Episode 10.

That's when you learn that it isn't a theme at all. It's a knife that they've been twisting this whole fucking time. Brilliant move on the part of the writers, but I'll never forgive them for that.


Kinja'd!!! 'Wägen, EPA LOL > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
04/04/2014 at 16:21

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I'm glad you said it, because I was thinking it. Also can I borrow one of those robot fingers to chill my single malt a bit?


Kinja'd!!! Anon > Burrito de EJ25
04/04/2014 at 16:25

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That's the point. It's making fun of the salior moon type shows. The first three episodes even look like your generic show like that, but the real fun starts when people start getting decapitated and everyone starts having psychological breakdowns because of their impending doom that is to suffer a living hell for all of eternity. Fun stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Anon > spanfucker retire bitch
04/04/2014 at 16:38

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I have really been wanting to watch Planetes for a while and it's on the "to watch list", I'll probably get to it during the summer.

But the fish eye thing works for this show. It starts off as just a happy go lucky show but then at episode 3 it's like Gen Urobuchi (the George RR Martin of anime writers) just shows up and is like "you know what this show is lacking? Hopelessness." So then they start decapitating people. The best thing though is not the killing but the fact that the characters KNOW that they're going to either die or suffer through a living hell! So what started as a happy show ends up turning into an impending hell that can only be stopped by own death. Just trust me, it works.